Meet Jen X

Name’s not important. I grew up feral, drank from the garden hose, and somehow survived both Y2K panic and no seat belts. Now I’m stumbling through the AI revolution with nothing but a shitty Wi-Fi connection, a bad attitude, and 17 open tabs that I just can’t seem to bring myself to close.

Spoiler Alert: I'm not a tech expert. I'm not a coder. I didn’t “build my first website at age 12”—I was too busy watching Real Genius (Val, I miss you already) and making mixed tapes in my basement with my bestie.  You want to know real talent?  Timing the radio just right to dodge the commercials on that bitch.

I got bored one day.  Now I’m neck-deep in AI, crypto, and the Great Digital Dumpster Fire—testing tools, dodging scams, trying to decode whatever “disruption” the bros are selling this week. So I’m applying it all to real life. Mine. My friends’. Yours, maybe... If it works, I share it. If it sucks, I burn it to the ground.

No gatekeeping. No guru nonsense. No pretending I “crushed it on day one.” 

This is for the rest of us—figuring it out as we go, one tantrum at a time.

You didn’t find Dysentery & Downloads by accident.  You’re probably one of us. Or you’re lost. Either way—

Welcome to Dysentery & Downloads.
Grab a juice box. It’s about to get weird.