Welcome to Dysentery & Downloads

You didn’t ask to be dropped into the middle of a digital gold rush. But here you are—half-caffeinated, half-confused, and fully aware that someone’s profiting off it all.

Dysentery & Downloads is your weekly dispatch for surviving (and occasionally thriving) in the modern tech economy—without pretending to be a productivity guru or crypto bro.

Expect:

• Tools that actually help (or at least don’t suck too bad)

• Digital detours worth your time

• Quiet income ideas for when capitalism is feeling loud

• Nostalgia, because let’s face it—dial-up made us stronger!

New issues drop weekly (ish). You don’t have to do anything. Just don’t unsubscribe before the trail gets weird.

Until then: back up your files, hydrate, and forward this to your weirdest friend.